Eeyup! It’s finally here! The end! Tomorrow!
It was nice knowing everyone, but since the Mayans are the official authority on temporal continuity, we obviously are going to perish on the 21st. That or they just got lazy and didn’t get around to the next b’ak’tun. Or… they came up with the most epic troll of all time.
Seriously, look at the face in the center of the calendar. That’s Tonatiuh’s face, the sun god, sticking his tongue out at us. Problem?
(Small note, the calendar we usually say is the Mayan Doomsday one, above, is really the Aztec calendar. Pretty much the same though, but the Mayan was a bit more accurate… both end on the same day though… if I remembers correct.)